So EVERYONE I know has one of these things now, well actually it really is only 2, but I dont get out as much as I used too, so that pretty much concludes my 'everyone'. I thought I would get one becuase I have alot of stuff on my mind ALL THE TIME and not enough people I think are interested in listening to me for hours on end, which I can easily do with my eyes closed, one arm tied behind my back while standing on my head! Before I do any real stuff on here lets get down to business....... I think you should all know two things about what you might run into while reading my blog.....
NUMERO UNO- Unlike one friend who BTW is nothing short of a brilliant writer, I can not GUARANTEE you an amazing written piece of work. Everything I write could, can, and WILL come from anywhere, or anything! I am a VERY random person.....
NUMERO DOS- Both of my two friends who have these things and write them often are grammical-wizards and I am most certainly not. And I just proved it to you because I am pretty sure I just made up the word, 'grammical'. And even if i didnt, I dont know enough about grammar and sentence structure to know the difference! I just dont care about proper punctuation, the correct spelling of things, or where any of these " ' ; :() things go. .....Do they go before or after the s ?.. Is this where I double the consonant?...is it your-you're -your's or yours, I-Iam-I'm-I am?... E-L or is it L-E? I dont like to waste my time with silly things like this so I just dont. Plus I type faster when I dont think about making things upper case.... For the sake of it being my first blog post I have caps-ed all my 'I's, but dont think you will be so lucky later on! I like to use alot of excessive periods ............ and exclamations ! and I use the star* alot in my writing. WHY? I dont know. Well except for the *'s I just think those are cute and should be used as often as possible.
So anyways I just thought I would let you know all this. I know there are some people who are out there who go crazy over grammar. So maybe I am just doing you a favor, just look at this as your DOL (daily oral language) lesson like when we were back in school. Feel free to print this out and break out the ol'red teachers editing pen and feel free to go to town!
So now that we got all that out of the way next time you read, hopefuly I will have something worth reading instead of another 'disclaimer' of all my typing faults! hehe. :)
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I think you meant grammatical ;) Its funny because when I read your writing I can actually hear you talking in my head! lol. You're so silly. That's right Jenni, give into peer pressure!
ReplyDeleteI think Krystal and I may be twins seperated at birth! Seriously, EVERY response I had in my head to write ... she already did. I too hear you voice in my head when I read your emails (or now, your blogs). It is within itself a testament to your writing genius, be it 'grammatical' or not! We love you as you are. We wouldn't change a thing or you wouldn't be you. So glad you fell into our vortex. It will be fun being blogger buddies and neighbors and Awana team mates and fellow anything else I am not able to think of words for right now.... like fellow two knocks ONLY people friend dudes ... hehehe
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